Thermodynamics, the art of saving documents in Word

Going to the University is the source of many perks and joyous occations, as the really spitzy parties the faculty holds on some small, dank room on the third floor where only the German exchange students come to because they are too fucked-up to talk to other people under normal settings, or, which is the funderfullest of them all, getting up at 6:30, taking a horribly stuffed bus like some macabre Thanksgiving turkey, falling into an ugly auditorium, so proud of yourself you could cry because you actually managed to get up on a Monday to go to thermodynamics only to have the professor use two fucking hours to show you the three groundbreaking, amazing ways you can save documents in Word and where the laboratory is, on some sketch on the blackboard that a three year old with Downs could have done better.

How wonderful the University is! Now awaits the reading-hall, which looks and feels and smells pretty much like the concentration "showers" that Hitler so aptly used.