The miracle of fiber.

I luuuve my fiber. Yes, that is right. Fiber is a miracle, equal to that time Jesus had made everyone alcoholic and decided to change wine back to water(sponatous jokes have a tendency never to work out, and lo and behold, it did not fail this time either)

Fiber, unlike the other major compunds you can eat(excluded are: semen and vaginal juices) are never ever digested in the normal sense of the word. Digested, yes, in the way that they pass through your system, digested no in the way that they are not broken into lesser molecules and thus no energy gain(calories for the layman) is freed from breaking the chemical bonds.
So, in short, fibers makes you feel full for a long period of time and you gain no weight, and, as an extra bonus, the fibers sort of rape the insides of your digestive tract, taking with them that nasty shit that gets stuck.

In awe I tremble before fiber.
Hello. Yes, you, strange fat man with lipstick and a dress. Have you heard of fiber? If you ate more of it, you might not be such a fat disgusting cross-dresser.

What is it exactly you are smiling about, anyways? You have no reason to smile. You are fat.