It's fucking hard to be me(and that is not a tagline for a porno)

Yes, you read it.

There is like this stupid gang of teenage boys who live around my house and they are just this minute having a discussion(and by discussion I mean yelling-contest) about who stole the one beer that one of them had and was going to take home to his mother(?). Since they are like sixteen years old they are by Norwegian law not permitted to buy alcohol so this is the end of the world for them.
What freaks!

When I am at the gym the gang-leader is sometimes there, hanging out with the weights and being the king of his little realm. I want to date-rape him to teach him a lesson or two.

Once they hung around drinking by the place our post-box is.

Jesus, I just feel such overwhelming disgust. This sort of mindlessness that goes on, this complete blindness to things that really matter. It's like that horrible early-fourty-something husband with three kids and an overwheight wife whose highest ambitions in life is to get screwed(the wife being reluctant because she has virtually no sexuality) and watching television. My uncle is like that.
And I think it is really awful.

Just like that complete freak who called me one day and accused me of smearing shit on his door. I mean, just out of the blue. When I told him I had been on a trip and had the ticket right there in my hand(of course I lied, I just wanted to see how he would snake his way out of that one) he just said I could have made(like payed, like I am some sort of gang-leader) someone else to do it.
I will regret it to this day that I just didn't go mental on him and start screaming or something. I am too nice. I was brought up to be polite, even when strange freaks accuse me out of nowhere to smear shit on their doors.
It really made me want to crap in a plastic bag and send it to him in a nicely wrapped box and when he opened it, the shit would be strewn all over him.
I am laughing now, thinking about it.